$7.99
The source is known. The crunch remains unexplained.
Unexplained Crunch combines roasted peanut flavor with toasted coconut and transforms it through freeze-drying into a light, crispy treat with a seriously satisfying crunch. Sweet, nutty, and a little unexpected, it’s the kind of specimen that tends to disappear before the investigation is complete.
Peanut. Coconut. Serious crunch. Further investigation required.
The first samples arrived at the Area Fifty Yum Research Division with one unusual characteristic: an exceptionally satisfying crunch that couldn’t be ignored.
Researchers identified the familiar combination of peanut and toasted coconut, but repeated testing only created additional questions, mostly concerning where the rest of the samples had gone.
The investigation remains officially unresolved. Distribution to the public has been authorized in hopes that additional field testing may provide answers.
EVIDENCE MAY DISAPPEAR WITHOUT WARNING.
CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, PEANUTS, COCONUT, VEGETABLE OIL (PALM KERNEL, PALM OIL), PEANUT FLOUR, SALT, VANILLA, COLOR ADDED (YELLOW 6).
PEANUTS, COCONUT
