Contrails – Vanilla

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Evidence suggests these clouds are edible.

Contrails take sweet vanilla marshmallows and transform them through freeze-drying into light, crisp bites with an airy crunch. The familiar vanilla sweetness remains, but the soft marshmallow texture has been replaced by something altogether more unusual.

Sweet. Airy. Crunchy. Atmospheric origin unconfirmed.

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FREEZE-DRIED
FOR MAX CRUNCH

OUT_OF_THIS_WORLD
FLAVORS

SMALL BATCH
BIG FLAVOR

PERFICT FOR SNACKING

ATMOSPHERIC ANOMALY

Unusual formations were first observed drifting above the Area Fifty Yum Research Division during routine atmospheric monitoring. Unlike ordinary clouds, recovered samples were remarkably sweet, unusually light, and showed a distinct vanilla signature.

Further examination revealed that the formations had become crisp and airy, dissolving almost immediately upon consumption.

Researchers continue to debate their origin. Public distribution has been authorized while atmospheric monitoring continues.

OFFICIAL EXPLANATION: JUST MARSHMALLOWS.

Nutrition Facts
SMALL ROCKS.
BIG FLAVOR.
A SWEETER
GALAXY AWAITS.

INGREDIENTS: SUGAR, FOOD STARCH-MODIFIED, CORN SYRUP, DEXTROSE, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF: GELATIN, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, NATURAL FLAVOR.

CONTENTS
DECLASSIFIED.