$7.99
Our scanners have detected unidentified swimming objects, and they’re headed straight for your taste buds!
UNIDENTIFIED SWIMMING OBJECTS begin as sour blue gummy sharks before undergoing an extraordinary freeze-drying transformation. The result? A light, crispy, crunchy candy experience that’s a world away from the original chewy gummy.
Each bite delivers a wave of sweet and sour blue shark flavor with an unexpectedly satisfying crunch.
No aquarium required. No rescue mission necessary. Just open the bag and investigate.
SPECIMEN DETAILS
WARNING: THESE SHARKS BITE BACK WITH FLAVOR.
An unidentified school of blue objects has appeared on long-range scanners. Initial observations suggest a familiar shark-like appearance, but their behavior defies all known candy classifications.
Following exposure to experimental freeze-drying conditions, the specimens abandoned their traditional chewy structure and developed an unusually light, crunchy composition.
A preliminary taste investigation confirmed an intense sweet-and-sour response. Despite their intimidating appearance, researchers have determined that these mysterious creatures pose no danger beyond an uncontrollable urge to consume the entire collection.
THREAT LEVEL: DELICIOUS.
SWIMMING NOT REQUIRED.
Corn syrup, sugar, gelatin, acids, natural flavor, pectin, coconut/canola oil, carnauba wax, titanium dioxide, and FD&C Blue #1.
